Bragging 

I’ve done it on a sofa
In a hammock
In a car
I’ve done it in the back seat
Of a darkened cinema

I’ve done it in an aeroplane
A mile high
In the sky
I’ve done when I’m sober
I’ve done it when I’m high

I’ve done it underneath the stars
On a beach 
On a holiday 
And even during the interval
Of a long and boring play

But most of all I’ve done it
at home, upstairs,
In bed
I can fall asleep
Most anywhere
I choose to lay my head

I can go to sleep anywhere – it’s a life skill